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yo mama jokes

Post by XmagistroX on Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:52 pm

ORANGE ARE UR MAMMAS SO FAT RED ARE YO MAMAS SO STUPID


Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
pig < Harriet pwns

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
pirat

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Twisted Evil

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
silent

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Laughing

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
elephant

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
santa

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
affraid

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
cheers

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
bounce

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Re: yo mama jokes

Post by Daffygoof666 on Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:25 pm

Your momma is like a Big Mac 69 cents on Wednesdays lol!

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Re: yo mama jokes

Post by lilchico6 on Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:28 pm

lmao funny shit right here....... ur momma is so old when i patt her on her back her tities fall off
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